Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Captain America "Who Will Rock the World"


Hey Steve Rogers grab your boots and your shield its time to Rock! Your vacation time has ended and its time to take the reigns. Now honestly your about 4th in ranking among the Elite.  Going against Spider-Man, Wolverine and Marvel's bread winner DEADPOOL is going to be a hard road ahead.  But hey its not like your a rookie at bat.  Though THE Siege is Thor's dance it looks like you might be butting in and sheding the lime light.
Now there was that "Who Will Wield the Shield" issue but it looks like thats in the past once Bucky takes care of the 1950's Captain America, then you can take back your own comic book dynasty.  Though Reborn in my mind was a distrubution error by getting #6 out so late, you still have all the eyes set on you!
So your hitting the big screen soon and your making your moves.  However like I said your going against the likes of Deadpool whom seems to be in every freaking book out there.  I think he was in Blackest night #8!
So heres some thoughts.,,, 
1.  Stop fighting  the RED Skull
2.  Don't turn into a werewolve again
3.  If you find a beta tape of your first movie from the 70's burn it
4.  Tell bucky to get a modern gun.
5.  Stay away from water and Ice you always seem to be laying dead around them.
6.  How about some rigid edge spikes sticking out of your shield
7. Black Panther and Falcon are cool but how about hanging with some other cool cats as well
8. Instead of yelling "avengers assemble" how about "Check out my blog at "Capt "A" Kick ass"  
9. At the end of every cliff hanger No more RED SKULL
10.  Tells some Jokes like Spiderman and Deadpool.  It has been pretty good for them

Okay I'm excited to see how far Marvel takes Captain and of course its up to us to buy his stuff to keep him near the top. However he is just a guy in a suit trying to make it a better world!  Or are we talking about Kick-ass right now?  (no soldier serum so I guess not)  
You stand for a lot Loyalty,Respect, and of course your word.  I hope thats enough to have a box office smash and some huge record sales with the Avengers. At the end of the day though Wolverine and Deadpool rock because they kill and Spiderman well he just rocks! What are you bringing to the table?

So the fans wish you luck and hope we can support you of course with our Wallets, LOYALTY,RESPECT and of course our WORD!

Six Shooter Jesse James

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